Lauren Balik (@laurenbalik) started following @Citrini7 on Oct 5, 2024

we used to be a country etc etc https://t.co/mhz29olDg8

Very solid profit outlook on $APOG https://t.co/hUDqQR7b9r

I know of 3 funds that have unofficial "Lauren Books" and trade off what I post about on X. Not automatically, obviously, but close to it. Do I paywall everything here on out?

Let's bet on the outcome of an HBO doc where dozens (possibly hundreds) of people already know the outcome. https://t.co/8ID8Diei5M

I’m going to notebooklm every YouTube video in @knarfmartini2 ‘s playlist and upload all of the financials. I will not upload anything from UxC so the data is correct though https://t.co/9LJbn0FIYW

RT @ResidentialClub: Active housing inventory for sale, by September Sep. 2017 -> 1,308,607 Sep. 2018 -> 1,301,922 Sep. 2019 -> 1,224,868…

By this logic, Rumble $RUM would qualify, as J.D. Vance was involved (it looks like he still has shares) and David Sacks is on the Board and Rumble has acquired 2 of his companies (Callin and Locals). So it seems like J.D. Vance traded influence from David Sacks and then the

If people are ever scared of finance (many who are minorities, women, people who grew up without, etc.) don't be. This is what you're up against - goofballs who can't even finish their wings or beer playing self-storage tax gymnastics. This is your counterparty.

Classic finance piracy. The bookmarks will accumulate faster than the likes. https://t.co/T7EhbBlCwz

🚨Here's a 200 IQ X equity research tip I'll give away for free, with a small ask in return. 🤗 --- Aside from toilet paper, what else was bought out during this week's longshoremen "will-they-or-won't-they" drama? (I mean in reality, not just social media hyperbole.) I'll https://t.co/uxPudccCRr

Every Lauren Balik post is a home run. ⚾️ Every Business Insider @BusinessInsider article is a strikeout, even as their dilettante employees try to use X to cancel me before publishing materially false information about me. Strike three, Business Insider, yer outta here! https://t.co/enujcC91Mj

RT @litcapital: Fuck Business Insider All my homies hate Business Insider

lmao @MadsCapital https://t.co/VR0EWyqrDV

AI Winner. All that matters in the near term (next 3-5 years) is increment. The increment here has to be in personalization. Marginally more tailored ads, customized marginally better to the end user, ads become experiences and not just digital billboards. Billions in play.

It's been a great week on X watching finance guys (spread around pension fund/retirement money) act incredulous about labor (pays into pension fund/retirement money). What will happen when these large capital pools dissipate? Hmm? What will happen to asset prices if we don't

I really cannot overstate how poorly Advance Auto Parts $AAP stores are run vs. their peers. The EEOC is now suing for what was going on at some $AAP locations. This is what many investors don't fully appreciate. Even the more conservative types in rural areas and the South https://t.co/B9LWzQydOp

Love him to death or hate him to death, Marc is correct about Bridger $BAER. Nothing adds up here. Scrutiny of public and elected officials' business dealings (left or right) is important.

Who Will Save Duckhorn Portfolio's $NAPA Soul? We're days out from $NAPA's annual report, short interest to the float has piled up, and the trade here is really only whether or not the Duckhorn Portfolio will be acquired. They've acquired vineyards on their credit facility, https://t.co/E8Ir0qHLUq

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i'm bartending at The Mayfly on Oct 17 to raise money for my marathon fundraiser for @BBBSNYC! get a ticket and come buy a drink!!!! (link below) https://t.co/XXd0z3U0bL

Ahhhhhhh Cliff Stoll wrote me an email and sent pictures of him holding a Klein bottle and his garden aaahhhhhh (this will appeal to cyber security folks of a certain age).

"As an AI language model, I can provide code snippets and explanations, but I can't directly modify or view your project files." But @v0 I'm asking you to write to @vercel project the chat is in. Do I really have to download all the files and re-upload them?

Dear Jamie Heller @JamieHeller, Editor-in-Chief of Business Insider, I would like to understand why your reporter Ana Altchek @altchekana made false claims about me that I did not respond to her requests to contact me. In reviewing my email, phone, and Signal records, I've

I actually like what the Morning Brew people do - it makes sense, it's entertaining. But the core BI stuff is awful, it's like a bunch of teenagers turning the HS newspaper into a gossip rag.

Business Insider is toilet paper. They wrote up an article about me and said I "did not immediately respond to a request for further comment" even though I never received comms. I will never forget this. Some spoiled brat lying about low yardage plays... https://t.co/hiuuTyVbvw

This guy. https://t.co/DCEYws6MOT

One of the biggest things in evaluating the Auto Parts space this past year was understanding the question: Who is running the storefronts? ❌Advance Auto Parts $AAP (which is getting crushed) tends to hire store managers with retail experience outside of the auto industry. vs. https://t.co/as4syYMsjT

Advance Auto Parts $AAP and Paul Graham had very bad Septembers. Two legacies no longer valid and gasping for air in this modern business landscape. https://t.co/a3RmgRB2q0

I enjoy Macy's GenZ business content - she's got an interesting style of presenting and covers a lot of ground digging into niche business stories.

It should be no big surprise that David Sacks has his own deputies running around San Francisco "mapping" things related to organized crime and human trafficking. If you want a good one: this Sacks crowd has been trying to mass distribute dashcams for mining crypto to https://t.co/0uIzAa10ug

Cava @cava $CAVA not one single NYC location of Cava was found compliant with any part of New York's Fair Workweek Law, and you paid out over ~$1000 on average to New York Cava employees, plus civil penalties. Skimming from your workers to inflate your stock price is pathetic. https://t.co/AIr7PB43lt

Tired: Haitian immigrants are eating dogs in Springfield, Ohio. Wired: Girls named Madison and Brittany are eating frogs at $CAVA. https://t.co/aaZCcCc3KD

Cava $CAVA is a disgusting mess of food safety and sanitation issues. We're in peak food poisoning season right now as well. October is when shiga-toxin e. coli cases historically peak with leafy green yields shifting at the end of Salinas/Central California growing season back

Man $COIN is so funny. 📉

Garry Tan. https://t.co/qjAoKOTK5O

A guy named Frying Pan could rout $COIN this week. Frying Pan decided to debut the science project he's doing at the Y Combinator Laundromat. Not only is it hysterical that Frying Pan just did a find+replace on someone else's code and used this to raise money, but Frying Pan https://t.co/GlVLv2CxHB

I'm not sure $LDI will be around 1-2 years from now, so that's where I'm focused.

Which round of MLB playoffs powered by Adobe $ADBE are people most excited about? -The T-Mobile $TMUS wild card round? -The Booking dot com $BKNG divisional round? -The loanDepot $LDI league championship series? -The CapitalOne $COF World Series? https://t.co/mvyr6HEwZn

RT @getzingdata: We're elated to be working with four of the UK's largest train operators ( @northernassist , @Se_Railway, @LNER , @TPExpre…

RT @getzingdata: One of the most frustrating things about data analysis is when you realize you need to join additional data sources or add…

I'm consistently perplexed by the origin story and # of employees of OnlyFans and what gets reported and distributed. OnlyFans current CEO Ami Gan has said there were over 1000 employees, with over 80% of them working on content moderation and support. This just doesn't tie off https://t.co/KSF05ajwxA

Joe Lonsdale of 8VC runs a wine pyramid scheme called OneHope Wine. Joe is the Exec Chairman of OneHope Wine and OneHope Wine's CEO is on 8VC's Board. I'm confident based on multiple conversations that OneHope Wine is a large buyer of Joe Lonsdale's tech interests. 🙃 https://t.co/23xPPkEUci

There are several layers to this. The main one is digitalizing prostitution (a paper cash business). The performers get paid out via OnlyFans then kick that up to the operators of these venues where they film from. They are prostitutes who have handlers/pimps and instead of

Question: do people not realize that OnlyFans is a gigantic money laundering operation? -There's no way to value streaming of adult videos. The sell side of the marketplace can set a high price and the buy side of the marketplace, if working with the sell side, can keep the https://t.co/TlWzYxp1OG

Boy I'd hate to be David Sacks @DavidSacks, lead investor in the Done Adderall pill mill. David Sacks' other drug-related lead investment - WAYV - ended up with CEO Keith McCarty rooming with a money launderer, crack, illegal possession of firearms, and hookers. https://t.co/dx3MRQf05r

Join me over on Bluesky: https://t.co/jn1qtnwYPf

RT @sjhmorris: Google and Meta struck a secret ads deal to target teenagers, covering their tracks internally with code words and euphemism…

I haven’t received an investor update on any of my angel investments in a year. Am I cooked?

Is it time for Snowflake $SNOW to (finally) acquire LiveRamp $RAMP? -Snow’s penetration into Global 2000 accounts is largely a fiction. Many of these accounts sit idle or only do “data sharing” via Snow. -LiveRamp is finally available at a good price. -LiveRamp is trusted

PROMPT: I'd like to learn more about Veradigm's $MDRX acquisition of Will Manidis' ScienceIO. -We know this acquisition occurred right in line with $MDRX's delisting from NASDAQ due to ongoing accounting issues and the failure to provide accurate financial reporting. https://t.co/OkuDKikk53

It's amazing how you, David Sacks, led a round in WAYV, where your former exec at Yammer Keith McCarty was in possession of crack cocaine and firearms, rooming with someone caught up in the Wirecard money laundering scandal. Your VC persona is a front. You are in the Mafia, https://t.co/b5JTKNgik3